Copyright 1999 -- Robert Baer Jr. Collie Squadron -- "Amos Doggie -- Part 2" DISCLAIMER Road Rovers characters, names, situations and the Road Rovers universe are the property of Warner Bros. I, nor this script/story are connected with Warner Bros. in any way, shape or form. This document may not be publicized or reproduced in any way, shape or form. It must remain fully intact and may not be altered in anyway. It is strictly used for not-for-profit entertainment purposes only, and is not intended to infringe on any Copyrights. This story is written by Robert Baer Jr and the characters Otto, Samantha Maddog, Ben Maddog, Abby Maddog, Vicki Maddog, Molly Maddog, Kyra, Amos Doggie, Hannah, Linda Maddog, Uncle Buford and Roger Maddog are all Robert Baer Jr's creations, copyright 1997-1998. DJ is a creation of Jake Williams, Dervish is a creation of Casey Johnson. Collie Squadron -- "Amos Doggie -- Part 2" It was very tense as the Collie Squadron's river craft, though invisible, was floating besides another craft with several Crockodlie-Mutants on board. One of them points in their direction, all of the Rovers on board are almost holding their breaths. They were relieved when a large flying fish jumped up out of the water where the Crockodile-mutant was pointing. All the other mutants laughed as they turned the boat towards the force field. Ben Maddog carefully watched as the first boat approached the force field. One of the mutants reached to his belt and took out a small black device. He pointed it toward the force field and pressed a button on it. In a matter of seconds, a small opening appeared in the force field and the mutants steered their boat through it. Within seconds, the opening disappeared. The second boat drove over to the same position that the first one was, the lead mutant activated the opening, and proceded to drive through the force field. Before the opening closed, Kyra stretched her arm out over the swamp towards the mutants boat. She quickly grabbed the black device from the lead mutant's belt and quickly pulled her arm back to the River Rover. BEN (angry): Young lady, that was mighty risky! KYRA (smiling): I know, but here's the device! (she hands it over to Ben) OTTO (angry): Kyra, I was going to duplicate the coding signal myself, there was no need to ..... KYRA (sadly): I'm sorry, I thought I was doing the right thing SAMANTHA (smiling): It's alright, but next time, ask, OK? The still invisible River Rover slowly hovered over to the exact spot the other two boats had been. Pressing the large red button on the device, Ben and the others watched as the small opening appeared in the force field, steering the River Rover into it as it closed. OTTO (standing up): Now that we're inside, I can get a scan on Parvo's base! It appears to be a huge oil platform-type floating base just 1500 yards due west from our present position. DJ (shouting): I hear you, Otto! Changing course to due west! Soon, the huge complex was visible from the still invisible River Rover. As Ben and the others were formulating a plan, on the forward deck of the base, General Parvo and Groomer were inspecting their platoon of Crocodile-Mutants. PARVO (smiling): Soon, my loyal army, very soon we'll have the means to fulfill my master plan for world conquest! Groomer and I came here only to produce methane gas for our war machine, but then we found you splendid alligators! Thanks to a few adjustments in the Cano-Mutator, you wonderful group of alligators have become a mighty army of soldiers, more ruthless and tougher than any other mutants we've ever created! There are more than enough of your reptile cousins in this swamp to us to make more than enough Mutants to take over the world! No more mistakes with our production equipment, we're already lost several drilling rigs to methane gas explosions. Be careful, so far the outside world doesn't know what is happening here, let's keep it that way until we are ready to strike! Mutants, dismissed! As the Crocodile-Mutants dispersed and returned to their duties, Groomer turned to speak to her leader. GROOMER (saluting): General, at present we have two dozen reptile mutants, shall I prepare the Cano-Mutator to receive more alligators? PARVO (happily) YES!, Groomer! Do it! Imagine, all of these mighty reptile soldiers, completely loyal to me! And no sign of those blasted Road Rovers! Life is good! (coughs) Longine! GROOMER (hands one to him): Here you are, General! Underneath the platform, Ben Maddog had decided on a plan of attack. BEN (whispering): Otto, you and DJ find the control center and disable the force field! The rest of us will sneek up topside and surprise Parvo and his goons! AMOS (smiling): That's great! We'll all go up there and teach those humans not to be messing up my swamp! BEN (looking at Amos): Amos, old friend, you can stay here and guard the boat, we Road Rovers can handle this! AMOS (angry): Hey, you tink I came here only for a boat ride? I will help you fight, no? BEN (sadly): No is right, Amos. AMOS (growling): You don't tink a three legged dog can be any good to you, huh! Well, y'all go up dare, old Amos will just sit here like a good old lap dog. BEN (sadly): I'm sorry, old friend. We'll be back here before you know it. Rovers, let's go! Otto, we'll wait for you and DJ to disable the force field first, then join us on the forward deck! OTTO (sliming): DJ, ready for some advanced disrepair work? DJ (holding a wrench): Ready, willing and able, buddy! With a loud BOOM!!!! Otto and DJ disappeared from sight. Ten minutes later, the signal came that the force field was down, so the rest of the Rovers, using the Collie Squadron's special collars, teleported to the front deck. DJ and Otto soon appeared beside them with a loud BOOM!!!!!!!! BEN (shouting): Rovers, let's get them! Soon the 'battle' was on. Seven Crocodile-Mutants ran towards them with weapons in hand, Ben held up his arms and fired several electrical bolts from his hands, but they had little effect. Molly used her super speed to attempt to disarm all the Mutants, but she was stopped cold when the first Mutant she approached held his laser rifle so tightly that she fell to the ground trying to snatch it. DJ acted quickly, firing his laser pistol at the Mutant long enough to give Molly time to escape his grasp. Roger and Otto ran towards them, swinging their fists at them, but the mighty mutants swatted them away like flies. Derv, Abby and Vicki fired their laser pistols, although they shot flawlessly, the laser fire didn't stop these new, stronger and tougher breed of Mutants. OTTO (yelling to Ben): Mr Maddog, we can't stop these Gator Mutants, nothing we've done has stopped them! ABBY (smiling): I have an idea, I'll turn into a torch and shoot fire at them! BEN (screaming): NO ABBY!!! You'll ignite all of the methane tanks on this base, we'll ALL be killed in the explosion! ABBY (sadly): Sorry, dad.......... DERV (pointing): We better do something quick! The Matants are coming towards us! PARVO (on a loudspeaker): Mutants, fire your gas canisters at the invaders, NOW!!! Dozens of sleep gas canisters came hurling towards the Rovers, one by one, each of them was overcome by the gas and fell to the deck. Parvo and Groomer ran out to the deck to see the fallen Rovers for themselves. PARVO (laughing): Look, Groomer! See how invincable we are! Look at all of Shepard's pets! All just lying there like a group of lifeless furballs! GROOMER (taking out a electric razor): General, shall I give them all a quick trim before you destory them? PARVO (smiling): I like your style, Groomer, but NO, let's get it over with! Mutants! Destroy the Road Rovers! Suddenly, a loud voice in the background causes all the Crocidile-Mutants to lower their weapons. Groomer and Parvo couldn't understand why until they saw a three legged dog walking towards them. AMOS (shouting): THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS TOM-FOOLERY! PARVO (shocked): Who are you, you scrawny old mutt! AMOS (shouting): You and the human female know me not, but my friends here know me very well! GROOMER (laughing): Your friends! You mean the Road Rovers, don't you? Look around, they're all unconscience. AMOS (shouting): They not be the friends I speak of, every gator in this swamp knows me, and I know all of them by name! PARVO (laughing): You're crazy, you swampy canine! These Mutants are loyal to me alone! Mutants, destroy the old dog! AMOS (shouting): Gators! Listen to me, these humans have deceived you! They are your enemy, not me and not des other dogs! PARVO (shouting back): Mutants! Kill him!! AMOS (smiling): Charlie, Lucy, Shane, it's me, Amos! You all know me, stop taking orders from those humans, I am your friend, not them! Grab them! Look what they've done to y'all, you are all gators, but they've turned you into freaks! PARVO (screaming as he picked up a laser rifle): SHOOT HIM, LIKE THIS! As Parvo aimed his rifle, one of the Crocodile-Mutants grabbed it from him and broke it in half. ONE OF THE GATORS: AMOS.... FRIEND..... HUMANS.......ENEMY.......... AMOS (shouting): That's it, my gator friends, grab the humans! All of the mutants turned toward Groomer and Parvo and ran towards them, the two villains ran towards the upper deck and escaped in a hovercraft. They were long gone by the time the Road Rovers regain conscienceness. BEN (shaking his head as he stood up): What happened? OTTO (standing up): According to my system scans, it appears that Parvo and Groomer have fled! But the Crocodile-Mutants are still here! DERV (grabbing his pistol): Let's get them! AMOS (shouting): STOP!!! Des gators are all my friends! They make the evil humans run away! I tell them that you are all friends! MOLLY (smiling): The legend is true! Amos Doggie IS the king of the swamp! AMOS (grinning): Not bad for a helpless, three legged dog, huh Benjamin! Ben Maddog lowered his head in sadness as he walked over to his old friend. BEN (sadly): Amos, you were right all along. You saved me and my family, can you ever forgive me for ..... AMOS (laughing): Nothing to forgive, Ben! Can that Master fellow change all my gator friends back to normal? DERV (smiling): Yes, the process is reversable! OTTO: I have contacted the local authorities, they will arrive shortly to dismantle this floating monstrosity! AMOS (concerned): Dus dat me the cops be coming? SAMANTHA (smiling): It does, Uncle Amos, sir! BEN (shouting): Let's all head for home, to the power of the pack! All the Rovers howl in unison. Hours later back at Road Rover HQ, the Master addresses the Rovers with Amos, Hannah and Uncle Buford in attendance. MASTER (standing on his platform before all the Rovers): Road Rovers, Collie Squadron, you're all good, good dogs! Amos Doggie, I can't thank you enough for all of your help in stopping Parvo and Groomer's plans! AMOS (smiling): Many tanks to you, sir, for making all of my gator friends normal again! MASTER (pointing towards the transdogmafiers): Amos, I offer you and your lovely wife the chance to join us, become Road Rovers! Will you accept? AMOS: You mean you wanna stick me and Hannah in that funny lookin' thing? Not I, we be content to be dogs, right, my lovely? Hannah looks at her husband and then at the transdogmafier, she snickers a little and then runs towards the transdogmafier chamber. AMOS (yelling): HEY, you come back here woman! Obey me! Smoke bellowed out of the transdogmaifer chamber as Hannah emerged, dressed in the silverly outfit of the Road Rovers! HANNAH (shouting): I've waited for years to be able to tell you a few things, Amos! First of all, when's the last year you ever took a bath! You smell like rotten eggs and toenails! And about our home, why can't you ever fix up that old shack, we could use some furniture, and some new dishes, and a nice comfortable bed! Are you listening to me, husband? AMOS (running towards the Master): Please, Master, have mercy, change her back! PLEASE??? HANNAH (runs up and grabs Amos with her hands): I have a BETTER idea! Hannah throws Amos into the transdogmafier chamber, in seconds, he walks out wearing a silver Road Rover suit, with his right arm missing. AMOS (looking at himself): WOMAN!! What have you done to me??? HANNAH (smiling): Now you can help me fix up our home! Master, we accept your invite to become Road Rovers! AMOS (angry): Woman, what has gotten into you? Now, you act like my wife and change me back! HANNAH (grabbing Amos by the collar): Look, I love you very much, honey, but I want to be a Road Rover! You and I can both be a great help to our friend Ben Maddog and his family if we join the pack. Please, honey, do it for me, OK? AMOS (smiling): I never could resist dose soft brown eyes of yours! Ok, but look at me! I have no right arm! OTTO (walking over to Amos): Come with me to Collie Squadron Headquarters, Amos. I'm certain that Uncle Buford can fix you up with a bionic arm! UNCLE BUFORD (smiling): That's right, Amos! I know I have a spare arm in my lab somewhere, it's all yours if you want it! AMOS (confused): You want me to become a machine? UNCLE BUFORD (smiling): No sir, your bionic arm will feel like a part of you in time, just ask Otto! OTTO (smiling): Believe me, it's not so bad, I have several bionic limbs! DERV (walking over to Otto): Really? I'd love to take you apart! OTTO (surprised): I beg your pardon, Derv! DERV (rubbing his hands together): So, I heard you were robotic, I'd love to see how all that circuitry is working! SAMANTHA (grabs Derv by the arm): My husband is NOT a robot, and no one is ever going to dismember the dog I love! DERV (backs up): Ok, ok, I was only kidding..... LINDA (grabbing Derv by the hand): She's very sensitive, Derv, why don't you and I take a walk back in the ...... ABBY (grabs Derv's other arm): He can't do that, Linda, because Derv's with me! Right, sweetie? VICKI (runs to Derv): HEY! I saw him first! DERV (turning around and looking at all three females): Ladies, look! Listen to me, I don't want to date ANY of you feuding sisters, OK? LINDA (laughing): You're joking, right? ABBY (giggling): Of course you're kidding! VICKI (grinning): I just KNOW you want me! DERV (shouting): WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??? Derv walks away as the bewildered sisters just stare at each other and growl. MASTER (shaking Hannah's hand): Hannah, welcome to the team! I'll be calling on you and your husband to serve. but until then, you're both free to return to your home in the swamp HANNAH (smiling): Thank you, Master! Come along, Amos! After you're done with that Uncle Buford fellow, I've got a long list of chores we need to do at home! AMOS (heavy sigh, then a smile): You gotta love a woman like that! MOLLY (smiling): Uncle Amos, I'll use my collar to teleport you and Hannah and Kyra back to our headquarters! KYRA (happy): GREAT!! I want to watch a bionic limb installation! There's so much I can learn froim this operation! ROGER (running over to Kyra): I'm coming with you! MOLLY (giggling): I thought you would, Roger! Uncle Buford has already teleported to the lab, he'll meet you all there! With a loud BOOM!!! Kyra, Amos, Roger and Hannah were gone. MOLLY (looking at DJ): Can you believe those sisters of mine? DJ (shaking his head): Poor Derv, I can't blame him for running for them! MOLLY (smiling): I'm glad you and I aren't like that! DJ (smiling): Me too! Say, I could use your help on overhauling the River Rover, care to join me? MOLLY (smiling): Sure, DJ! MASTER (talking to Ben): I don't think we've seen the last of Amos Doggie BEN (smiling): Master, believe me, he and Hannah will be more than ready when they're needed again! -------------------------------------------------------------------------